iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
posted 3 hours ago with 22,005 notes
via:theonceandfuturekhaleesi source:rhyse

Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

(Source: enlightened-globetrotter)

posted 3 hours ago with 65,477 notes
via:mydickisthealpha source:enlightened-globetrotter

winstons-and-enochs:

the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.

posted 3 hours ago with 30,923 notes
via:bonesthatrattle source:winstons-and-enochs

vinebox:

grandpa Watchn Nicki Minaj Anaconda

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

posted 4 hours ago with 12,155 notes
via:mydickisthealpha source:weloveshortvideos
#VINE

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

posted 4 hours ago with 227,457 notes
via:ugivemealadyboner source:phukers

karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS

(Source: sandandglass)

posted 4 hours ago with 210,387 notes
via:ugivemealadyboner source:sandandglass

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

posted 4 hours ago with 884,985 notes
via:morrigannfreeman source:edating
I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself. —Unknown (via coyotegold)

(Source: beautyinthebellejar)

Elie Saab Haute Couture F/W 2014-2015

(Source: taylorsatwood)

posted 4 hours ago with 973 notes
via:chlifford source:taylorsatwood
#FASHION #KMS

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

posted 4 hours ago with 487,441 notes
via:holmeschapl source:nowaitstop

(Source: luxurygoldgodess)

posted 4 hours ago with 56,090 notes
via:ugivemealadyboner source:luxurygoldgodess

Cosima + outfits

(Source: everything-happened)

posted 4 hours ago with 4,321 notes
via:candlewinds source:maslaner
#cosima niehaus #orphan black

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

image

UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

posted 4 hours ago with 60,779 notes
via:broke-and-crafty source:papadaftpunk

Things that would be nice at 4 am

lokiherethen:

cartouche-dreams:

Long make out session
Back rubs
Cuddles
Deep talks
Forehead kisses
Hearing each other breathe
Holding hands
Laughs and corny jokes

Sleep. Sleep would be nice at 4am.

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

posted 9 hours ago with 36,374 notes
via:howglorygoes source:quickbewitty
danceforyous